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attempt to break the ice: Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. hee

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