Prince Snow is the fairest in the land, so how can they expect him to get married when nobody even comes close to his perfection? Perfect manners, perfect hair, perfectly getting everything he wants. The only thing he can't have is a life without his evil stepmother, who desperately wants him out of her hair forever. A quick scheme and three month carriage ride later, and Snow finds himself being married off to the towering Princess Briar. Is she just infatuated with him like everyone else, or does she have secrets of her own?