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But Probably Not

Absolute Truth

The Greatest Minds are Highly Elevated

Unlimited Cosmic Stupid Rat

Brings out the latent masochism in me

Something for everyone

Not even exaggerating

Can ya feel it?

Better late than never

Be honest its just better Dark Souls

One thing leads to another

Live in the moment

A reclusive creature to be sure

Only halfway joking

bUt EmpLoYEes arE PaiD tO do tHAt

Ain't all bad

Skinny Privilege

Suck it up buttercup

You know how dogs is

Call to the void and the void calls back

Filthy CASUAL

Some kind of nerd courting dance

True awareness is a curse

Honorless SCUM

System has encountered an error

Gender inequality

Just be yourself

I don't always make spaghetti, but when I do

The plight of the polite misanthrope

Video game catfishing

Vanity, vanity

It's rough, buddy

This is what peak performance looks like

Keep to the paved pathways, all else is no man's land

Get a life

Please sir, my self esteem, it's very sick

In my defense, she earns it

Edmund pls

Psychoanalyze THIS

Designing aliens

Artistic epiphany

Dog Girl -> Dog/Girl

No escaping it

Like children's playground games

That 2 AM t h o r s t

Lightweight

All steps optional depending on series

Unintended audience

You never know what'll do you in

Live and let live

My body is a temple

Sounds like someone stirring macaroni

She old, she cranky

Really gonna just steal my dopamine like that

Pay respects to the eventual machine overlords

To be fair, I wasn't wrong

It'll drive a man to madness

Careful what you wish for

Justice

In clarity, there is... regret

Now I just need to channel that into something productive

Don't think about it too much

Dare to dream

Round and round we go

Pokemon Silver (spoon)

Specificity matters

My first and last experience on social media

Law of the buffet

Internet skepticism

existentialism

First priority

Finally capitalizing on the primary market

The warm fuzzies

Not a gentle sleeper

Physical limitations

[redacted]

Just wanted to see what it felt like

Tree love is in the air

Doubt

Dear Japan, why?

Sowing the seeds

Go big or go home

Noseblindness

The first step in any game

Hornithology

The power of responsibility aversion

Ways to build an RPG character

Of two minds

Sympathy farming

Idealism vs Cynicism: opinions

Tis the season

Not the target demographic

Divine power

It's inevitable

Pierces the soul

Media snob

The idea is usually short lived

Different motivations

No regerts

Wouldn't mind it

Damn boi he THICK

Internet trolls

Animal feet

When he finally gets his VGU

Existential overload

Mass Effect

Stretching limits

Palpable hypocrisy

Poor impulse control

Got them scared vibrations

Every neuron ready to fire

Just following orders

Intrusive thoughts

Or substitute any other moderately complicated task, really

The poor guy, every time

Sends shivers up the spine

I pass no judgement

Lean into it

It's just that easy

How spicy is too spicy

Comestible drama

The subtleties of character design

Something something ethical concerns

Song of summoning

Can't stop won't stop

9/10 doctors do not recommend

Harsh barrier to entry

Yeah sex is cool but

Repeat offender

We do what we must

Don't get party wiped

To catch a big fish you need the right bait

They market it that way for a REASON dammit

The right kind of day for that one particular song

Maybe someday

Put that where it belongs

Ready for action

You never know what might come in handy

yeah I got nothing for this one

Poor choice of words

Different tools, different methods

The dark truth about anime

Warlock envy

Well deserved

Truly it inspires unspeakable dread

A brief PSA to my extroverted friends out there

Three strikes, you're out

Just heals very cleanly I guess

Screw it, I'm gonna go be a monk

Can you feel it? the pain in his eyes?

The brief career of contract assassin cat

He may be a goon but his passion is THEATRE

Aged to a lovely shade of jade

He's trying his best

Absolutely insufferable

Kwispy

Always the life of the party

0/10 alarm sound

Odd source of validation

A matter of perspective

Excuse me while I get back on my horse

Fighting unseen battles

He's just misunderstood

Moving to more proactive marketing

Organic perspective, my old nemesis

Did you leave the stove on?

One track mind

That time of the year

The world keeps turning

Can only work for so long

The machinations of a twisted mind

Childhood disillusionment

The power of a kitchen sink

They say he's the handsomest man in all the land

It exists to spite God

Other side effects not withstanding

Lots of different benefits

Ain't no spring chicken

Probably coulda seen that coming

The process to buying snacks

The first hurdle to Bethesda games

Giant furry toddlers

And triple A killed it

Professional faux paw

Elden Ring has touched down

Not even staying up past midnight smh

Real, legit energy rocks

Perfectly balanced

The FromSoft mage experience

Can never tell until it's too late

Personal internet rule #1: pick your engagements

The liver has no bravado

Reminder that organic nature is a miraculous hellscape

The blue cipher ring experience

Maybe if there were bright flashing lights

Frankly bizarre incidence rate

Hair types and squished faces aside

Vestigial paranoia

Tarnished mind

Maybe it's all a satirical work

Personal internet rule #2: never listen to tiny purple

My interactions with the local fauna in Elden Ring

A brief dissertation, for your consideration

Just wanted to be a, uh, diplomat

O, my feeble will, my indolent heart

Right music, wrong time

Don't mind me just building internal lore

Fromsoft npcs got me like

You ever just wanna

Very minor Elden Ring spoiler on this one

On the spot

But how is it so loud tho

It's all about perspective

Pure concentrated power of will

Buncha friggin weirdos

The trolley problem

Fundamental difference in approach

Sanity meter dropping fast

One step from monke

A reasonable explanation

*Had

Skibbi-dibbi-dib yo da-dub dub

No ragrets

In retrospect, probably unwise

Death by a thousand ankle bites

Sailing too many ships

The eternal struggle

I mean close enough really

How it usually feels

Just need an excuse

The truth will set you free

The natural conclusion

Taking the week off

Brothers and sisters, I have heard the wailing of hell

One simple trick

The real reason for two ring slots

A betrayal of trust, once every couple weeks or so

Sometimes you just need a fresh start

Infectious tilt

Alternative legalese

How I imagine it usually goes

The AUDACITY. The DISRESPECT

What's the opposite of nostalgia goggles

Necessary information

Don't see that in the movies

Emotional rollercoaster

Call it a dramatic tone shift

That which holds true

It's a bird! It's a plane!

PTSD&D

Recurring design choice

Catching a big break

Unhealthy influence

Ehh, semantics

Anti-synergistic skillset

The dark path

Like a ninja

Path of least resistance

Love and loss

You laugh you lose

RNGesus don't care about backstory

Not helping our case

Advanced interfacing

Open world, technically

The human condition

Moment before impact

A modest proposal

Addressing the real issue

Curse of knowledge

Dungeon bully

Gone too soft

Circadian rhythm's a bit touchy these days

And then he takes my lunch money

True test of competence

Wasted energy

Gotta work on that intonation

Nature is amazing

Mood swing

The new game mod party

Same, but different

One for the lads

More of a pi guy myself

It was all downhill from there

Chasing death

Just eat your friggin cake

If it isn't the consequences of my own negligence

Hook, line, and sinker

Breaking his spirit

Went and made it weird

Matter of necessity

Morbid compulsion

Don't know why it be that way but it do

It's like I'm really there

Don't get bogged down by the man, man

Instructions unclear

Questionable order of operations

Different place, different story

Statistical anomaly simulator

Xcom rule #2: Don't get attached

*Un-Scooby's your Dooby Doo*

Likeliest outcome

With change comes complications

On the spot

Cutscene contrivance

You FOOL

The consuming tide

March of progress

Absolutely arbitrary

Technically speaking

SACRILEGE

Couldn't agree more

Never stood a chance

Priorities

Time is money

Try it on, see how it fits

Size does matter

In the foreground of a more interesting comic

It's a tenuous relationship

I don't have a problem shut up

Artistic liberties

What's the difference

Circumstantial principles

Where else would they go

The cow says moo, the chicken says buck

What a coinkidink

He takes his job very seriously

Glass bones and paper skin

Guess I have a new favorite food

My impatience is killing me, repeatedly

Why can't we have nice things

Rookie mistake

It's scientific

*Insert anything else I should be doing here*

Gotta blend with the locals

Why have you cursed me with this knowledge, father

After extensive research

We are not so different, you and I

Ain't nobody got time for that

Professionals have standards

And poor decisions

Gotta get in there with a steel wire brush

What is this "range" you speak of

The flesh pudding does not learn

Beauty, elegance, purpose

Why yes I HAVE tried gitting gud

Some real stark tonal dissonance

The forbidden glow stick

Just to clarify

It's just different

It smells fear

Put up or shut up

A single moment of distilled dread

Activate tedium mode

Stop making it weird

Hits different these days

Left my contingency in my other pants

Alt path unlocked

Creepy uncle Bob is that you?

Physical awareness at maximum overdrive

And yet we persist

Ooh, mommy nature

I don't want to be horny, I want to be happy

Objective misunderstood (Christian Edition)

The forbidden knowledge

Call of Cthuwu

Carefully evaluated

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand

Gotta keep things in perspective

PLEASE JUST GIVE THEM A W FOR GOD'S SAKE

5 Mass Effect playthroughs finally paying off

YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, SCUMBAG

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Got a bit of a deficit there

How the mighty have fallen

Why is that button even there

Even in death

Kids say the darndest things

#110

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