Mehtivator #39

Creator

Futility and emptiness overlaps with many desired traits - frugality, compliance, character, and no overheads or upkeep. If you can be convinced that this is as good as it gets, it's easier for everyone else. Small wonder that it forms the basis of many Calvin & Hobbes strips. (Of course, this rationale never works out when you're using it. See Failure #3.)